Taylor Swift Bent Over Nude

Taylor Swift nude

It appears as though Taylor Swift enjoys a day out in the park bent over in the nude photo above.

This brazen display of public sexuality is what is known as “dogging”. Dogging is when sluts like Taylor Swift go out in public parks and have sex with strangers, who are usually crack-addicted vagrants.

The hobos in this park may enjoy violently penetrating Taylor Swift’s nude orifices, but they should be warned that she’ll almost certainly become overly attached to them, claim they are in love, and then write a song accusing them of playing games with her heart.